The Mayo Conspiracy


Written & directed by Anthony J. Vollmer & Craig Horwitz

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Obama Hates the Mayonnaise !

As soon as Barack Obama admitted to the New York Times that he hates mayo, Holdthemayites across the world began to salivate. The thought of the leader of the culinary world, Rachael Ray, and the potential leader of the free world, coming together on this issue , could mean mayo's days are seriously numbered. Suddenly, thoughts of mayo-free dining areas and tax breaks to restaurants who refuse to create a Satan Sandwich by adding any unsolicited slime do not seem so outlandish.  Looking back, it was a bit premature for this blog to endorse Hillary Clinton, but to our defense, Barrack had not yet come out of the jar.  Many thanks to Charles Memminger, for helping to publicize this story. Charles is an award winning columnist from the Honolulu Star-Bulletin who is pretty much the “George Washington” of the anti-mayonaisse movement. He started the good fight back in 1988, (making him the first ever activist to lobby aganst this nasty condiment)  when he founded the Worldwide I Hate Mayonnaise Club. Today, the club has members all over the world and in every state of the union, except Arkansas. You can download a printable certificate here. It's definitely frame-worthy!

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