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Bucks County Premiere of The Mayo Conspiracy

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After two successful test screenings of The Mayo Conspiracy, we spent the summer putting the finishing touches on this condiment-breaking film. I am now happy to announce the movie has officially been completed and our Bucks County premiere will be taking place at the County Theater in Doylestown, PA. The date is Saturday, Nov. 15th at 11:00 am. (a date that will live in condimental infamy) You can also check out our trailer on Vimeo.

The Mayo Conspiracy showcases the real-life history of mayonnaise in American culture through a fictionalized prism, where the condiment’s seedy underbelly is finally exposed. This is the story that Big Mayo, the most evil cartel in Read more […]

An Instrument of Torture

One of the most disturbing events uncovered in the upcoming film, The Mayo Conspiracy, relates to a controversial technique utilized for “enhanced interrogations.” Known officially in secret circles as “Mayo-boarding”, this practice creates the sensation Read more […]

Preparing for Stinko De Mayo

Since May 5th is just around the corner, we have some great recipes to help you celebrate the international holiday, Stinko de Mayo. Established by journalist, Charles Memminger in 1988, Stinko de Mayo has become a rallying cry for those of us practicing a mayonnaise-free lifestyle. Although still not quite as popular as it’s sister holiday, Cinco de Mayo, Read more […]

There’s Something About Hoagies

One could say that Jon Waxman was destined to become a Head Hoagie Honcho in the Philadelphia area, growing up within walking distance from what many experts believe to be the finest Hoagie joint in the Delaware Valley, the original Read more […]

On the Red Carpet

The cast and crew of The Mayo Conspiracy made their presence known on the red carpet at our exclusive local showing in Read more […]

Exclusive Local Showing of The Mayo Conspiracy

If you are living in the Philadelphia area, there is a great opportunity to attend an exclusive showing of The Mayo Conspiracy, before it hits the festival circuit. The date to circle on your calendar is Read more […]

Trailer for The Mayo Conspiracy

Hot off the presses, here is the first official trailer for The Mayo Conspiracy! Details about the premiere will be posted very soon.

Trailer for The Mayo Conspiracy from Craig Horwitz on Vimeo.

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The Mayo Conspiracy

I am proud to announce that after several months of filming, “The Mayo Conspiracy” has finally been completed! This will be the first ever feature film about the dark history of mayonnaise, putting Read more […]

The Mayo Mountains of Chile


According to a report in The Lancet, one of the oldest and most prestigious medical journals, cardiovascular disease is a major health problem in Chile. It represents the leading cause of death among adults in that country. Combine this with the fact that Chile’s mayo consumption is 3rd per capita in the world, and it’s clear that The Lancet is jumping on the anti-mayo bandwagon. Check out The Daily Show’s entertaining report about Chileans’ obsession with the White Poison.   Read more […]

Why Big Mayo is so threatened by Health Care Reform

obamacareWith a looming government shutdown, merely over a certain party’s concern about affordable healthcare for everyone, it’s time to really examine who is pulling the strings . You see, it goes a bit deeper than the Republican party.

Yes, it was named the Affordable Care Act to make health insurance more “affordable” for consumers. However it also makes it more affordable from the provider end as well. You see, the financial consequences of having a large uninsured class is that we are forced to treat people in Emergency Rooms, which is exponentially more expensive than a doctor’s office. Also, the media needs to start focusing more on the multiple provisions in the law related to “preventative care.” This will help stave off future illness and cost. (more on that a bit later) Therefore, it’s not really logical for Republicans, the so-called party of “budget hawks” to oppose such a cost-saving initiative. Read more […]